Over at Matt's blog there was a bit of censorship and jazz and I got all fired up, cause that's what you do when you're semi-anyonmous and online. And instead of saying Holy Crap! I typed Whole Crap.
For example, a man could be windsurfing and catch some mighty wave and fly into the air only to be bitten in half by a Great White Shark that leapt after him ala Samuel L., his bloody torso then splattering against a ocean liner leaving a great red smear. A tourist on board could exclaim...
Whole crap man that was brutal, did you see that?
I kind of like that better. It's more visual. I have yet to see a piece of crap with some sort of heavenly nimbus. But a solidly formed complete piece of crap I have seen on many an occasion. It could be said that such a piece of fecal matter would be greater than fragmented feces and such would be worthier of higher esteem and thusly would make a great exclamation. So from this day forward I will say Whole Crap.
3 comments:
Now that's good stuff.
A fitting topic for the gasman himself.
I like it, you should change the title of your blog to Whole Crap, heck while your at it start a Podcast and have T-Shirts made. No I'm not joking, do it, c'mon, I mean Whole Crap man do it before someone else does. I even checked whois and the domain is still available...
Domain Availability*
wholecrap.com Available
wholecrap.net Available
wholecrap.org Available
wholecrap.info Available
wholecrap.us Available
wholecrap.biz Available
wholecrap.ws Available
wholecrap.cc Available
wholecrap.tv Available
I'll be watching for it.
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