Sunday, June 05, 2005

War of the Ring

Ah yes last night we partook..is that the correct past tense usage of partake? Anyway, we played a mightily long game of War of the Ring. If you have no knowledge of this wonderous 3+ hour long wargame then I suggest you click here.

The game was an epic one as always. The Free Peoples frantically striving to keep the hordes of Sauron and Saruman at bay. The forces of Shadow got off to a rather slow start. Baby hordes of orcs burst from the obsidion cliffs of Mordor, it should have been an Ancient Enraged Intelligent horde. But well you get the dice you get. It wasn't long until the women and children of Dol Amroth were so much Mumakil fodder for the Southrons and Easterlings.
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Yet Gondor beefed up it's defenses so quickly it was a bit worrisome and Osgiliath was not attacked until late in the game. Although when it was attacked the strong force there was unable to defend against 4 hits in one roll slaughtering the defenders.

At this point the Fellowship is devoid of all but one hobbit, Merry. They have just passed Lorien without taking a rest. All of the Fellowship is dead but Strider has been crowned Aragorn and Gandalf is the White, both roaming the countrysides lending their 2 dice. Argh!

Aragron shot into Minas Tirith and fled in the next move after his crowning inauguration. Coward! Well better that then have the Witch-King make a soup bowl out of his royal skull.

But the witch king did have a nice collection of ladles made out of the royalty of Minas Tirith's femurs after the city collapsed in ruin in 3 turns.
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A maurading band of Mumakil and Easterlings marched up towards Dol Guldur and then quickly doubled back right through Rohan taking Helm's Deep in a swift surgical strike.
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The Wolves of Isengard made puppy chow out of the Elven defenders of the Gray Havens, Cirdan and his shipfolk putting up little resistence to having their bones snapped and gnawed. The dwarven defenders of Erud Luin watched on, thankful it wasn't them. At this point the forces of Shadow had 8 of the 10 points needed for victory. The Fellowship is now in Mordor, and suffering mightily under the power of the Ring.
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Lorien is besieged by the Mouth of Sauron, Erebor is besieged by a small band of of Easterlings, the Woodland Realm is beseiged by another medium size force out of Mount Gundabad.

It looks to be that there will be no 'dawn for the world of men."

When the pitiful little trio, deep within the pits and ash of the Gorgoroth plain, ascend that awful precipice to destroy once and for all the Ring that binds the Dark Lord to this land.


And so the Free People's snatched victory from a certain grim defeat.

A little less conservative playing on the Shadows side should have clinched that game. Although a caveat is that the Fellowship was stopped quite often and reveal multiple times on their trip to Mordor and so the Free People's did not have any easy time of it. It was a fairly Even match. After counting the tiles in the hunt bag it was found that victory or defeat at the brink of Mount Doom was an even 50/50.

I love that game..can't wait till the expansion in September/October.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Anything that Ticks off the French Tickles me Pink

I can't say I understand all the repercussions of this but boyI love seeing it!! The French are moaning about their leaders not being "European" enough. If anyone ever calls me European I'll sock them one.

Get Lost

I don't watch much TV. I'd much rather be rotting my eyes in front of my PC. But the 2 shows I do watch are pretty cool. A little show called Lost, which is in its first season, and Alias which is in like it's third or fourth.

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Lost takes place on some South Pacific island after a 747 crash lands on the beach. There are 40 survivors. The island is, for lack of a better word or the time to think one up, bent. A huge um.."thing" stomps around the island up rooting trees and eating people. There is a polar bear and all sorts of hidden stuff. The plots, character development , effects, whatever are simply the best I've ever seen on a TV series.

The 2 hour season finale was last night and WOW! I'm definately buying that DVD set.

Now Alias pretty much sucked, although the ending was the obligatory shocker.

Lost is my new love now.

Ah the geeks attention span...approximately 2 months.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

I'd Rather Pass a Test than Gas

Today at 9:00am I began a grueling, well, intense, well alright, leisurely exam that lasted till 11:00am. It was the infamous PPST, or Pennsylvania uh..hmm...I don't know what it stands for but I took it. Cost me 120 greenbacks. Worth every cent. I'm hoping.

Anyway it entails answering about 120+ questions in math and reading and doing some essay.

I passed. Thank God. And I can say that without saying His name vainly. Honestly what the heck does that mean? (slight pause as I flip through a great big red dictionary) Well Webster informs me that it comes from the Latin vanus and refers to a empty or hollow use. So by saying "Oh my God" (in valley girl speak) you are in fact calling on God for no apparent reason. It is an empty and futile gesture and thusly frowned upon since God isn't me. You could say "Oh my Proteinstar" all you want and there's not a whole lot us Proteinstar's can do about it, if we cared...

What am I yammering about?

I passed. Give me stuff, presents and honorifics to glorify me in my..umm... glory.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Why a Midnight Showing is Sublime

I love opening night midnight showings.

Part of it is the glory of being the first to see it. A reason my wife finds sadly pathetic.

But Friday evening I found a really pratical reason why midnight showings are simple the best possible time to see a movie.

When I saw Episode III Thursday morning around 12:01 am I was surrounded by like minded fanboys and girls. All ravenous for the final installment. The Fox fanfare rolls in and everyone cheers...and then shuts up. R2-D2 bleeps something funny and everyone laughs...and then shuts up. The fanboys slurp their soda quietly and much their popcorn with their mouths closed...why? So that they don't miss any of Lucas crap (ahem!) precious dialogue. People cheer when Grievous is done in, they cringe when Anakin is roasted.

The gestalt of the movie going experience is worth buying tickets 3 days in advance and waiting in line 2.5 hours. Why? I will only see this movie for the 1st time once. It must be perfect.

Now a buddy of mind literally missed this showing, his ticket still sitting in my wallet waiting for him to show up. How could this be you ask. A girl. That's subject for a whole other blog. But anyway we went and saw the Friday 6:50pm showing.

Great googlymoogly never again. Little kids by the scores! A 3 year old sitting in a booster seat next to us.

3 YEARS OLD!!! What father does that?

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and "Daddy that room is all white."blockade runner


OK granted that shot is from Episode IV but you get the point.

Some dude was pulling one of those corrogated straws through it's plastic lid..you know the ones? RIIIIIIIIP!!! THRIIIIIIIPPPP! RIIIIIIPPPPP!! THRIIIPPPPP! Throughout the entire movie. I mean if he had done that at midnight his arms would have been torn off and fed to him.

It was insane. How can people tolerate such poor viewing conditions?

This has only made me more elitist. it's interesting that geeks are a segment of the population generally looked down upon and seen as subnormal. Yet the geek population sees themselves as greater than the masses.

An elite snobbery born out of cultural isolation brought upon by social misunderstanding.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Well...That was pretty good

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It's not the battle of Endor but WOW!

Actually, that sums up this movie quite nicely. Episode III, attempts to but does not quite attain the lofty echelons of the 1st Trilogy. The gravitas is there but the movie doesn't focus on a given region long enough for you to care. Individuals suffer and die and the audience is just waiting to get back to a main character. Now the main characters you care about. Their events are meaningful and engaging, but the battles surrounding them are a bit hollow.

Unlike the original 3. Heck the battle of Hoth had only Luke and that entire seige was nailbiting. You care about the poor Hoth Troopers getting blasted to rebellious bits by those awesome, I hope my parents buy me one for Christmas, AT-ATs.

However, the movie was so awesome that I don't give a crap.

Plus it had severed limbs...in spades. I mean arms and legs flying all over the place. Everybody's losing limbs, your grandmother probably lost a extremity or two just because you watched this film.

LOVE IT.

Jar-Jar does not speak, unfortunately he isn't one of the limbless in this movie, but I'll take the no speaking for starters.

Romance dialogue is ridiculous as usual. Fortunately I've had 2 movies to stoicly prepare myself, so my eyes just glazed over until something exploded and woke me.

Great movie.

However, the nod to Frankenstein was not only stupid it completely disrupted one of the most important scenes in the entire 6 movie series!!!!!

It was tasteless, silly and a complete mistake. It truely shows how sophomoric Lucas's directing ability is. The very idea of cheapening his main character in such a manner is appalling. My brother and I groaned, there was no excuse no subtle explanation on our lips to make it go away.

Stupid Lucas. Jar-Jar

Lovely Lucas. Boba Fett

I mean the dude gives with one hand and takes with the other. But honestly if Episode III is crap I'll have some more.

Seriously, this movie misses the original 3's greatness by a hairs breath. It's that good.

Is it Speilberg weeping good? ummm...no.

Is it, I'll see it again this weekend good? ummm...yes.

On a side note, Lucas mentioned his desire and motions to make a TV series based on peripheral characters. Could be amazing or it could be Droids.


Go see Starwars...It brings warm feelings to my heart.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Lucas give me back my Kershner!

My good old buddy Hal just went and saw Episode III. It's Sunday, the 15th. Yeah. A tad early.

Stupid Hasbro had an advanced screening and he managed to snooker tickets.

Actually I'm really happy for him. According to Gumbo it's not as good as the original 3 but lightyears beyond the last 2 piles of steaming (insert your prefered noun).

The NYT's apparently liked it as well. Although since Lucas has the directing ability of a decaying Rhesus monkey I can't understand for the life of me why he bothers. He should have gotten Irvin Kershner, if he's still alive. I mean Irvin was amazing with what he did with Empire. It was dark, heavy and sepulcher in tone. Perfect.

Now I know the last two were supposed to display innocence lost and childhood's end but that kid was dreadful. I mean dreadful in adjective's used to describe excrement dreadful.

I just watched Episode I recently and winced through two thirds of the movie.

Tusken raiders

Although those Tusken raiders shooting at the pod racers was sheer brilliance and most likely concocted by an animator or artist on Skywalker Ranch.



Last chance G.L.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Beatification...Deification...what's the difference?

Now that Pope John Paul II is dead there is quite a furor about his upcoming sainthood. The new Pope, Benedict the XVI, seems likely, along with the remaining cardinals of the Vatican to see this through. I'm curious to see what two miracles they will attribute him.

Although not an exact analogy it sure resembles the events of ancient Rome and it's forebears. I mean you have Augustus, working through the senate, and declaring his great-uncle Julius Caesar a god with the intention that upon his death this tradition would continue. And continue it did when Tiberius, Augustus's adopted son now Caesar, made him a god.

OK, so godhood and sainthood aren't quite the same thing. Also, these newly canonized saints didn't exactly request this honor and those venerable lords of Rome made it a life's pursuit at the end.

But still, doesn't it just kind of cheapen the whole concept of saint? Pope John Paul II beautified 1,340 people during his reign as Pope. That's a lot.

There are over 10,000 saints. I mean the patron saint of janitors is a guy called Theobald, Bartholomew is the patron saint of plasterers.

I mean come on! Can you imagine his disappointment when after he dies, after all his work, he gets to be the patron of dudes in big baggy outfits stuccoing some suburban residence. No he could of been the patron of anything! Heck, even Saint Lucy got eye diseases. But he's stuck with plasterers.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Formula Doh!

I love Formula 1. Specifically refering to the boardgame. Don't get me wrong I love the actual race but they keep changing the rules. Heck just throw out the rules! Let those engineers build monsters! Now that would be a race.

But back to the boardgame. My brother-in-law stopped by last night, carrying a load of laundry and Formula De. The game is the best approximation of racing every made for a boardgame.

blah blah blah racing and cornering and then...

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ah. Takuma Sato. The man never fails to impress.

The next race was at Hockenheim.

I'm back in the rear. Struggling to reach the front pack...2 corners left...

I roll the massive 6 gear die and...

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Matt wasn't too pleased about crashing out of the race because I slammed into him on the 2nd to last corner.

I took the final corner too slow and was past and took 3rd. Nuts.

I still love that game though.

Sato's my homeboy.

Monday, May 09, 2005

If it wasn't for video games...

I could accomplish so much more. Instead, I spend 3 hours slaughtering mercenaries on some digital atoll and have nothing to show for it.

Still I love them. The wife...she hates 'em.

I've been working on a ton of various board/card game designs over the past few months and I might just get one finished. But that means not wasting my time on videogames.

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it would be nice to complete one thing that I start. Like fixing my dining room chairs. Lousy pieces of junk. You spend $600 on a table and chairs and they should at least last 3 years. Bah! I'll buy all my furniture at Ikea from now on.

Man, I feel like I'm playing the Sims 2 when I'm on that website.

woah. methinks I do play to much.

Friday, May 06, 2005

wioll haven be

It's been one crazy week. And my faithful readership of none have probably all left.

30 Hour Famine is done. We raised over $2,000.00 for the children. With government assistance we will septuple that number and feed about 42 kids for a year. Good job youth! Not to self, and nobody who reads this blog...do not attempt a punch drinking contest after fasting for 26 hours, unless you enjoy copious amounts of crimson vomit.

Saw the movie Primer last week. About two guys who make a living developing patents on various things in the one guys garage. Turns out they make a time machine and all that entails. Fortunately there was no Van Damn action, Timecop, what a lousy film. Anyway, if you are familiar with a Mr. Douglas Adams, and with the movie I'm sure you are, he has quoted a certain Dr Dan Streetmentioner's literary work called Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. and I quote...

"It will tell you for instance how to describe something that was to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it."

My favorite instance is the proper use of Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional.

Why all this? Well if you actually want to hear it spoken, go watch Primer.

If that's not a ringing endorsement then I don't know what is.

Well that's enough for now. At least I got on the web. Check with me tomorrow or tonight or something, I'll tell you about all the cool games I just bought. Ya I know whoopee.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Holy Crap!

I am way to busy for a blog! What the heck was I thinking?

Well, although my last true update was the 23rd I will really make up for it on May 2nd.

Huge youth event this weekend, the 30 Hour Famine. And I ahve some major prep work to do!

Friday, April 22, 2005

We, Gratis Networks, consider this Blog blasphemy and defamation of character.

Good golly! People other than my chums are reading my rants!!!

And if this turns out to be from one of my buds won't I be bummed. What am I rambling about? Read this.

Unfortunately the CEO of Gratis Networks is not Joe Martin but Peter Martin.

It was a really nice try. Really.

No seriously, I mean it.

Nuts, I would've bronzed that post.

Ah Anime!

I generally don't think too highly of anime. Don't get me wrong, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Appleseed, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, are all great. But the vast amount of anime is dreck. Completely worthless, even more so because I have to read small poorly focused text that allows me to follow even worse dialogue. The storylines are sad, characters are just flat, and they bury you in an avalanche of cliche. And if I seriously have to sit through another one of those end credit songs that lyrically make as much sense as a...goodness a proper comparison eludes me they're that bad. They're always sung by a chick, all lilting and sad and lame. Vampire Hunter D's theme is a good example of anime lyrical lameness.

I could go on for pages but let's make this rant quick. Dragonball Z is the worst, but I found an anime that is not only watchable but enjoyable. Fullmetal Alchemist. About two brothers who in an attempt to bring back their dead mum, traps one boy's spirit in a sweet looking suit of armor and severs the other brother's arm and leg. The missing limbs are replaced with what they call Automail. Basically robotic limbs. The story line is cool, the abilities involving alchemy are really neat. I recommend it.


The end theme...still very very lame and sung by a sad lame chick.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Too many choices...

I was the lucky beneficiary of $30 from my sister the other day. T'was my birthday present, Precious.

But now I have the monumental task of choosing what to buy with this fresh influx of cash. The item will be frivolous and something my wife would immediately disdain. I have decided, and rather quickly I might add, that it will not be spent on a videogame. This present will be used to increase my boardgame collection. But what game?

Well, Ursuppe also called Primordial Soup is top on my list, the downfall is that it is for 3-4 players. We rarely have fewer than 5 on Game Nights.

The card game Dungeoneer looks interesting but I spent $25.00 on a used copy of Heroquest on E-bay. If we play any dungeon crawls at Game Night it's gonna be that.

I thought about purchasing some Star Wars Miniatures to add to my Heroscape collection. But the guys never play Heroscape, even though it is the greatest miniatures game in existence. But they do love Epic Duels.


Well heck, if you have any suggestions just leave a comment. Not that anyone actually reads this.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Free iPod my butt!

I've been surfing the net since it's inception. Heck I was dialing onto BBS's with my parents 300 baud modem on our Tandy 1000 . Man, that thing had Tandy 16 color graphics, not EGA not VGA, but Tandy 16 color graphics. And the sound!! I'm not sure how many instruments that mono speaker was belting out, but King's Quest never sounded so good.

Anyway, so I've been around and seen a lot of things. Advertisments and enticements for almost anything. But now...the simple act of clicking on a banner will give you a $300-400 dollar electronic device. It sounds to good to be true! Which of course it is.

But today, today I got snookered by the same thing. This time they were offering free Diplomacy boardgames if I clicked on the banner. (This truely shows how dorky I am)


I did it...and I am so ashamed.

It is now nearly 1 hour later and I have just gotten of the phone with AOL canceling my membership.

I feel dirty just having called them. Like I give a rats fart about their keyword search. They're like, but with our search you can find anything on the web. I told them, "What do you think google is?".

Well, I'm not being charged the outlandish $23.95 for this whole fiasco so I guess it's okay.

$23.95!!! You have to be seriously disturbed to be paying that much money just for a pretty front-end.

Although I liked how the menus scrolled down. They were kind of nifty.

But not as nifty as playing Defender of the Crown in glorious 16 color!!

How I long for the days of swapping out 16 different floppy diskettes. Thank goodness that Tandy had dual diskette drives.

You heard me right..dual.

as in double duece. Speaking of which Strong Bad has advanced quite beyond the IBM PC Jr. stage right into 42 lb laptop stage running some esoteric version of Windows 3.0.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

A Second and Twenty-eighth Birthday Party

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Celebrated my daughters 2nd birthday yesterday. Well, pretty much all weekend...we still haven't kicked everyone out. Interestingly enough her birthday was on the 7th, mine was on the 16th...Saturday, the day of the party. And it was my birthday that was tacked on.

But I still got some sweet action figures.

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Lovely General Grievous and lackies.

Which of course brings me to movies of note...Star Wars III, THHGTTG,
and Kingdom Of Heaven.

It's been said that Star Wars fans are like battered wives. They keep coming back hoping that he won't do it again. Episode 1 and 2 were abusive, but yet here I am, frothing at the mouth to suffer under Lucas's heavy hand. But perhaps this will be the culmination of 28 years of Sci-fi history.

We'll see in a few weeks.

Friday, April 15, 2005

It's a Liger...pretty much my favorite animal...

...well, actually it's a wholphin. Yeah. believe it or not but whales and dolphins, specifically a False Killer Whale and a Bottlenose Dolphin can reproduce. Their offspring is a Wholphin. I don't know if it's sterile, ala mules, but it's still pretty cool. Check out the news site.

A news article about aquatic mammal love.



Come to think of it I believe elephants and kangaroos do that too.

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Boy I loved those Wuzzles.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Just one more turn...

HOMM5

Ah yes. The venerable Hereos of Might and Magic series. Returned once again to faciliate the time wasting process that I am so well known for. For those of you not in the know, Heroes of Might and Magic (called HOMM from now on) is a turn based strategy game based in a fantasy world. Addictive is an understatement. There have been four additions with this as the fifth. The third addition was hailed as the greatest while the fourth, the worst.

Graphically this one is looking very pretty, hopefully they can pull the gameplay together. HOMM was never known for it's good looks but for it's amazing multiplayer interaction. Playing hotseat, multiple players on one computer, is truely the only way to play this game. 3am rolls past real quick.

http://www.mightandmagic.com/teaser/us/

Not much to see yet but here's hoping those French get something right.

Speaking of French, it's interesting to see them running around trying to save their precious EU. Seems no one likes that constitution. Not even the French. The Socialist are probably afraid it will destroy their regime. But if Brussels backs out. What will happen?

Ah..who cares? Let me build my Portal of Glory and then watch out Erathia!!

...I'll go to bed in just a few more turns.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Her First Haircut

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First Haircut

Ah yes. Although 50% my genetic material, her phenotype seems completely dictated by my wifes 23 chromosomes. What a beauty.

She sat through this haircut like it was a day at the beach.

We're havnig small party for our friends this Saturday. All sorts of chores for me to accomplish today. Like dust the upstairs guest rooms. I know life is so tough.

RIAA is now going after college students working on the Internet2. One internet wasn't good enough for them it seems. They need to sue more. Drudge linked MSNBC on it.

Well hey I got the uploading pictures bit down.